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Wednesday October 24th
United Nations Day
aka United Party of Benetton Night
Purpose:
Prove to the world that you're not racist
scum. Prove you are an internationalist,
and not a provincal America-Firster.
Secondary Goal: Have international relations! Yes we mean a congress with a person of a different culture, religion, ethnic orgin, or hair color.
Think: Cross Cultural
Dress: Whatever you consider the most outlandish outfit that shows how stupid people look who don't know the latest hipster fashions.
El Drinkos : Serve a variety like Sake, Sangria, Scotch, Finlandia, Metaxa, Mongollian Equinipiss, Cuba Con Leche, Dago Red, French Champaign, Sombrero, Mogen David, with an Irish Coffee as the finale of the evening.
Grub: TexMexGermanHawaianPolish
Music: World Mix of Irish, Italian, Aussie, Salsa, Cajin
United Nations Day
aka United Party of Benetton Night
Purpose:
Prove to the world that you're not racist
scum. Prove you are an internationalist,
and not a provincal America-Firster.Secondary Goal: Have international relations! Yes we mean a congress with a person of a different culture, religion, ethnic orgin, or hair color.
Think: Cross Cultural
Dress: Whatever you consider the most outlandish outfit that shows how stupid people look who don't know the latest hipster fashions.
El Drinkos : Serve a variety like Sake, Sangria, Scotch, Finlandia, Metaxa, Mongollian Equinipiss, Cuba Con Leche, Dago Red, French Champaign, Sombrero, Mogen David, with an Irish Coffee as the finale of the evening.
Grub: TexMexGermanHawaianPolish
Music: World Mix of Irish, Italian, Aussie, Salsa, Cajin
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Thursday
October 25Picasso Your Date
Body Painting party in honor of Pablo Picasso's birthday. So get out your body paints, moisten up your creative juices, and attack that canvas.
Warning: Make sure you are using body paint and not the latex paint sitting in the closet. Remember, a woman is a piece of art, not a hallway, and should not be treated like one.
Backup Plan: It may be that no real women of your acquantance will initially want to become a canvas for a druelling dabber like you, so you may need to hire a "ringer." Do not hire any women models who have "Duke Lacross parties" on their resume.
Music: Starry Starry Night
Grub: Instead of paint, you might enable your art with grape jelly, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, or other colorful but edible substances
Drink: Tequila Sunrise for color
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fingerpainter
Fun Feeds With Zero Intellectual Calories
Yo And Noni ShowWeekly audio podcasts. Get an earful of what goes on behind the scenes with the psychotically buzzed-out creators of xcuse2party.com |
drinks2drinkWeekly recipe blog from Yo, Sensei of Spirits. Paris and Lindsay rave “the best pre-arrest pops that can be scored outside of club restrooms." |
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Grub VideosWeekly vids. Learn how to cook with garage tools, measure with shots, and time your culinary masterpieces with pints of beer. |
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Grub RecipesWeekly recipe blog. Not your everyday fare, unless you already make Tacos Cornholio, Girlfriend Body Glitter, or Deep Fried Oreos. |
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