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Tuesday January 6
Colleens' Christmas
Today in Country Cork, it is Nollaig na mBan. If you don't have the Gallic, that's Women's Christmas, which is also the 12th Day of Xmas.
In Eire, Women Rule. Guys Drool.
It is a day in which Irish men take on all the household chores, giving their spouses a day off to hang out in the pubs and get wasted. On this night of female might, bars and restaurants across Cork have a near 100% female clientele. In some ways it is like a Irish Mother's Day, Christmas and St. Patricia's Day combined.
Drink: Guinness, Harp and Tullamore Dew
Grub: Irish stuff from the GuyGrub Guy
Music: Women Power Juke, Irish Juke or maybe something by Celtic Woman, or the Corrs
Jokes: Irish guy jokes with punchlines like "Brace Yourself, Bridget"
Dress: Ladies dress hot. Guys dress warm for standing outside in the elements and looking longingly into the pub, nose pressed against the cold cold glass.


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Monday January 5
Monday Midnight Beach Party
And Bikini Fashion Show
Yeah, we know it is winter. That's what makes this party cool, or chillin', or maybe ass-freezing. Anyway, it's inside. Before you say this idea sucks, think about how long it is going to be before you can see babes in bikinis again.
Decor: It would be nice if you could dump a load of sand in your designated party place, and flood maybe a third of the living room. If you can't do that, consider a sandbox and wading pool. If that's too much, at least get out your lawn furniture and cover the floor with beach blankets. You might try to designate your bedroom a "Nude Beach" area, even though this is a very low percentage shot.
Dress Code: Like Beachwear. Or at least no shoes.
Drinks: If you're feeling lucky, ask for Sex On The Beach. Handing someone a Strip And Go Naked has a nice subtle subtext. Drinks for real guys? Miller High Life in leaky coolers.
Music: Best summer sht from school days. Or something from our Beach Jukebox
Grub: Beach recipes from the GuyGrub Guy.

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