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Halloween Eve
Frightday October 30
Home Alone Horror Movie Night
Every cable channel has about a million horror movies playing every which way, not counting the news coverage of Sarah Palin in "I Know What You Did To That Moose Last Summer. If you need to rent a dvd, grab Halloween 1-54, Scream, Scream Again, and a Madonna Music Videos. No that's too horrible.
This is your last chance to take a break before the big night
Drink: beer and wine (in moderation) or stick with soda
Grub: Popcorn and movie candy and for the gross out factor mixed with the GuyGrub Guy's Halloween Blood on the popcorn, Boogers on a Stick, yummy Edible Eyeballs and the Head Of The Babysitter Next Door Stew
for which Guy hasn't got a recipe, so you'll have to fake it Dress: as some kind of movie character from a contemporary movie, so it is not like dressing up at all
Plan a Surprise (maybe fake blood used on more than the popcorn?) Hopefully your surprise does not involve something that pops out of your pants, because as you know "sex=death" in this genre

xcuse by joemama
  




    This Week's Releases    

GuyGrub Guy Videos

Spreaders
In this heart-warming episode that is a combo of Eye Of Dragon meets Oprah, I explain why it is okay to get sensitive with your tool. And how to make the Big Decision about your Spreaders.
Ep 105  (1:29)

   drinks2drink

Nerd Wacker
It's like plugging your synapes into a gazillion watt surge generator. Then rebooting your brain just after upgrading your reproductive ram. And then hooking up onto a high bandwidth trip to the outternet of sanity.


   GuyGrub Recipes

cowpoked beans Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon,
and ol' Gabby Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for cowpoking your legumes.
"Yee Haw!" says Noni the Intern cowgirl, as she uses her cattle prod on Guy to speed up dinner.


Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

Hair of the Dawg
Also known as an eye-opener or "Arf before you barf." Many professional partiers prefer an eye-opener as a weekend remedy, particularly when one has obligations such as a mid-morning tailgating party. But others worry that continual use of this method might have negative long-term consequences.
After an entire semester of research, it is the opinion of our staff of experts that the method should be used only once a week, on the Friday/Saturday turnaround.


endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus






Pre's Weekend PreView

Frightday October 30

Home Alone Horror
Every channel has about a million horror movies playing, not counting the horrifying news coverage.

Saturday October 31

All Hallows Eve
Finally, Halloween. Hope you have the energy to party one more time.








tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party
xcuse by drinkinatrix  


Halloweeeeeeeeen!
Think Outside Of The Pumpkin

B Themocentric: Create a specific theme for your party, because a generic Halloween theme is lame
Party Theme Idea Starters: might include "Movie Characters Who Suck" or "vamp costumes without underwear" or "Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin"
'Weenie Tunes: Check out Halloween Freak Jukebox
Drink: Halloween Potion Sampling so you know what to serve. Drink names that include the words "blood" or "dead" or "necrophiliac" should be given top priority. Mix up your own exotic drinks that will create rainbows when offloaded.
Grub: Menu sampling should include Edible Eyeballs, Boogers on a Stick, and of course, Blood like Mama used to suck
Costume Fashion Show: — bring a couple or three choices
Contest: Have a conceptual pumpkin design contest. The winner being the pumpkin that you would be most ashamed to be seen by your mother

xcuse by Noni the Intern      


Halloween Potions
Sample and Vote:
3 Top Keepers. 3 Suckiest Losers

Ô Bloody Mary
Ô Witch's Tit
Ô Black Magic Pussy
Ô Devil's Firewasser
Ô Naughty Nursey
Ô Scarey Spice Cocktail
Ô Zombie

xcuse by drinkinatrix