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Halloween -2
Thursday October 29
Shoplifting Spree
Party Premise: The idea here is to celebrate Winona Ryder's birthday in an appropriate fashion without getting caught
Dress: Participants should wear "Winona" masks, and carry very large purses. Outer garments should be 8 sizes too big to allow you to layer-up in the dressing room with dresses, blouses, and t-shirts that in total are not worth your tongue bling.
Drink: Shoplifter
Ride: Hire a stretch limo as a getaway car. Ask the driver to wear a mask and stand by the curb with a sign that says "Ryder Gang"
Just In Case : Have the number for BailBondsman.com the firm used most by Hollywood celebrity morons
OldSchoolFunTunes: like "I Fought the Law and the Law Won" or "Tijauana Jail" should be on your iPod

xcuse by Pre

This Week's Releases
GuyGrub Guy Videos

Spreaders
In this heart-warming episode that is a combo of Eye Of Dragon meets Oprah, I explain why it is okay to get sensitive with your tool. And how to make the Big Decision about your Spreaders.
Ep 105 (1:29)
drinks2drink

Nerd Wacker
It's like plugging your synapes into a gazillion watt surge generator. Then rebooting your brain just after upgrading your reproductive ram. And then hooking up onto a high bandwidth trip to the outternet of sanity.

GuyGrub Recipes

cowpoked beans

Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon,
and ol' Gabby Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for cowpoking your legumes.
"Yee Haw!" says Noni the Intern cowgirl, as she uses her cattle prod on Guy to speed up dinner.

Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

Hair of the Dawg
Also known as an eye-opener or "Arf before you barf." Many professional partiers prefer an eye-opener as a weekend remedy, particularly when one has obligations such as a mid-morning tailgating party. But others worry that continual use of this method might have negative long-term consequences.
After an entire semester of research, it is the opinion of our staff of experts that the method should be used only once a week, on the Friday/Saturday turnaround.

Pre's Weekend PreView

Frightday October 30

Home Alone Horror
Every channel has about a million horror movies playing, not counting the horrifying news coverage.

Saturday October 31

All Hallows Eve
Finally, Halloween. Hope you have the energy to party one more time.

tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

xcuse by drinkinatrix

Halloween Eve
Frightday October 30
Home Alone Horror Movie Night
Every cable channel has about a million horror movies playing every which way, not counting the news coverage of Sarah Palin in "I Know What You Did To That Moose Last Summer. If you need to rent a dvd, grab Halloween 1-54, Scream, Scream Again, and a Madonna Music Videos. No that's too horrible.

This is your last chance to take a break before the big night
Drink: beer and wine (in moderation) or stick with soda
Grub: Popcorn and movie candy and for the gross out factor mixed with the GuyGrub Guy's Halloween Blood on the popcorn, Boogers on a Stick, yummy Edible Eyeballs and the Head Of The Babysitter Next Door Stew
for which Guy hasn't got a recipe, so you'll have to fake it Dress: as some kind of movie character from a contemporary movie, so it is not like dressing up at all
Plan a Surprise (maybe fake blood used on more than the popcorn?) Hopefully your surprise does not involve something that pops out of your pants, because as you know "sex=death" in this genre

xcuse by joemama

Halloween Potions
Sample and Vote:
3 Top Keepers. 3 Suckiest Losers

Ô Bloody Mary
Ô Witch's Tit
Ô Black Magic Pussy
Ô Devil's Firewasser
Ô Naughty Nursey
Ô Scarey Spice Cocktail
Ô Zombie

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