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Halloween -4
Tattoosday October 27
Costume Ball
You have to wear a costume. Whether you ball or not is a personal choice. You might have a Best Costume contest. You probably don't want to have a Best Ball contest. The most important thing about a Costume Contest besides taping it for us, is to choose specific categories that will allow for more winners, more fun, and the possibility of a wet t-shirt contest.
Drink: Punch, Champaign, or pumpkin juice. What does it matter?
Grub: Schmorgazbord
Halloween Tunes: Enff Halloween Faves to establish the theme, judiciously intercut into your party mix

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Halloweekend Countdown!
6 Days & Nights Of Party Potential

Halloween -4: Tattoosday Night
Costume Check Fashion Show

Halloween -3: Wednesday Night
Kill Bill Party

Halloween -2: Thursday Night
Winona Ryder Shoplifting Spree.

Halloween -1: Friday Night
Watch Halloween Horror flics and chill

Halloween: Saturday Night
The real Holloween. A night to frighten little children.





    This Week's Releases    

GuyGrub Guy Videos

Spreaders
In this heart-warming episode that is a combo of Eye Of Dragon meets Oprah, I explain why it is okay to get sensitive with your tool. And how to make the Big Decision about your Spreaders.
Ep 105  (1:29)
   drinks2drink

Nerd Wacker
It's like plugging your synapes into a gazillion watt surge generator. Then rebooting your brain just after upgrading your reproductive ram. And then hooking up onto a high bandwidth trip to the outternet of sanity.


   GuyGrub Recipes

cowpoked beans Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon,
and ol' Gabby Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for cowpoking your legumes.
"Yee Haw!" says Noni the Intern cowgirl, as she uses her cattle prod on Guy to speed up dinner.


Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

Worshipping at the Porcelan Altar

The offloading method, invented
in 1641 by Lord Harry Upchuck,
is a method preferred by many professional partiers. Voluntary offloading before passing out
is optimum. Offloading while "sleeping it off" is not recommended.

To help you with this classic method, we caring people at x2p are willing to provide you, in exchange for worthy party ideas, with an Outrageously Stupid Party Kit, which among other things will help you tell the difference between the porcelain altar and your dishwasher

endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus






Pre's Weekend PreView

Frightday October 30

Home Alone Horror
Every channel has about a million horror movies playing, not counting the horrifying news coverage.
 Saturday October 31

All Hallows Eve
Finally, Halloween. Hope you have the energy to party one more time.








tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party
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Wednesday October 28
Kill Bill
Today on Bill Gate's birthday, you have a chance to take revenge for all the crashes, lost documents, non-compatibility problems caused by Bill Gates, just so he could be the richest guy in the whole freakin' world.
Prep: First, get out those old PCs and/or monitors that you've kept for years in your closet.
Object Of The Game: Build a pyre of equipment one piece at a time, while "making your statement" of how Bill should suffer as you do what must be done to the equipment to justify this gross injustice. While we think excretionary bodily functions have no place at a party, however, in this case... use your own judgement
Drink:  NerdWacker for which we have a recipe, Reboot, Hard Crash, Blue Screen Of Death for which we didn't have time to do after spending 3 days throwing up Nerd Wackers
Grub: Pizza
OldSchool Tunes: "I Did It My Way", "Bad To The Bone"

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Halloween Potions
Sample and Vote:
3 Top Keepers. 3 Suckiest Losers

Ô Bloody Mary
Ô Witch's Tit
Ô Black Magic Pussy
Ô Devil's Firewasser
Ô Naughty Nursey
Ô Scarey Spice Cocktail
Ô Zombie

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Halloween -2
Thorsday October 29
Shoplifting Spree
Party Premise: The idea here is to celebrate Winona Ryder's birthday in an appropriate fashion without getting caught
Dress: Participants should wear "Winona" masks, and carry very large purses. Outer garments should be 8 sizes too big to allow you to layer-up in the dressing room with dresses, blouses, and t-shirts that in total are not worth your tongue bling.
Drink: Shoplifter
Ride: Hire a stretch limo as a getaway car.  Ask the driver to wear a mask and stand by the curb with a sign that says "Ryder Gang"
Just In Case : Have the number for BailBondsman.com the firm used most by Hollywood celebrity morons
OldSchoolFunTunes: like "I Fought the Law and the Law Won" or "Tijauana Jail" should be on your iPod

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