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Sunday October 25
Picasso Your Date
Body Painting party in honor of Pablo Picasso's birthday.
So get out your body paints, moisten up your creative juices, and attack that canvas.
Warning: Make sure you are using body paint and not the latex paint sitting in the closet. Remember, a woman is a piece of art, not a hallway, and should not be treated like one.
Backup Plan: It may be that no real women of your acquantance will initially want to become a canvas for a druelling dabber like you, so you may need to hire a "ringer." Do not hire any women models who have "Duke Lacross parties" on their resume.
Music: Starry Starry Night
Grub: Instead of paint, you might enable your art with grape jelly, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, or other colorful but edible substances
Drink: Tequila Sunrise for color

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    This Week's Releases    

GuyGrub Guy Videos

Spreaders
In this heart-warming episode that is a combo of Eye Of Dragon meets Oprah, I explain why it is okay to get sensitive with your tool. And how to make the Big Decision about your Spreaders.
Ep 105  (1:29)

   drinks2drink

Nerd Wacker
It's like plugging your synapes into a gazillion watt surge generator. Then rebooting your brain just after upgrading your reproductive ram. And then hooking up onto a high bandwidth trip to the outternet of sanity.


   GuyGrub Recipes

cowpoked beans Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon,
and ol' Gabby Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for cowpoking your legumes.
"Yee Haw!" says Noni the Intern cowgirl, as she uses her cattle prod on Guy to speed up dinner.


Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

Worshipping at the Porcelan Altar

The offloading method, invented
in 1641 by Lord Harry Upchuck,
is a method preferred by many professional partiers. Voluntary offloading before passing out
is optimum. Offloading while "sleeping it off" is not recommended.

To help you with this classic method, we caring people at x2p are willing to provide you, in exchange for worthy party ideas, with an Outrageously Stupid Party Kit, which among other things will help you tell the difference between the porcelain altar and your dishwasher


endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus




Pre's Weekend PreView

Frightday October 30

Home Alone Horror
Every channel has about a million horror movies playing, not counting the horrifying news coverage.
Saturday October 31

All Hallows Eve
Finally, Halloween. Hope you have the energy to party one more time.








tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party
Halloweekend Countdown!
6 Days & Nights Of Party Potential

Halloween -5: Monday Night

Planning, Pumpkin Carving and Decorating Party

Halloween -4: Tattoosday Night
Costume Check Fashion Show

Halloween -3: Wednesday Night
Kill Bill Party

Halloween -2: Thorsday Night

Winona Ryder Shoplifting Spree.

Halloween -1: Friday Night
Watch Halloween Horror flics and chill

Halloween: Saturday Night
The real Holloween. A night to frighten little children.


Halloween -5
Monday October 26
Prep Party
It takes a party to make a party
Prep: Invite creative pervos who will inspire you to true degeneracy
Prep2: Assign a designated scribe — or the next morning, you won't remember the great ideas from the night before, and you will have to repeat this party on Tattoosday using a video camera, which is apt to get a lot of you in trouble. Practice saying, "Honest Bro, that's not me on YouTube doing that!
B Themocentric: Create a specific theme for your party, because a generic Halloween theme is lame
Party Theme Idea Starters: might include "Movie Characters Who Suck" or "vamp costumes without underwear" or "Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin"
'Weenie Tunes: Check out Halloween Freak Jukebox
Drink: Halloween Potion Sampling so you know what to serve. Drink names that include the words "blood" or "dead" or "necrophiliac" should be given top priority. Mix up your own exotic drinks that will create rainbows when offloaded.
Grub: Menu sampling should include Edible Eyeballs, Boogers on a Stick, and of course, Blood like Mama used to suck
Contest: Conceptual Pumpkin Design Contest. The winner being the pumpkin that you would be most ashamed to be seen by your mother.

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