Sunday October 25
Picasso Your Date
Body Painting party in honor of Pablo Picasso's birthday.
So get out your body paints, moisten up your creative juices, and attack that canvas.
Warning: Make sure you are using body paint and not the latex paint sitting in the closet. Remember, a woman is a piece of art, not a hallway, and should not be treated like one.
Backup Plan: It may be that no real women of your acquantance will initially want to become a canvas for a druelling dabber like you, so you may need to hire a "ringer." Do not hire any women models who have "Duke Lacross parties" on their resume.
Music: Starry Starry Night
Grub: Instead of paint, you might enable your art with grape jelly, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, or other colorful but edible substances
Drink: Tequila Sunrise for color

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All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.