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Wednesday October 21
Nuuuuuurrrrrse!
On October 21, 1854, Florence Nightingale and a staff of 38 nurses were sent to the Crimean War with a load of loofah's to sponge bathe the Brit Troops in their hours of need.
Does Not Require Grey's Anatomy. Requires two or more in operating room, one of whom might be a "head nurse". You can take turns choosing what "operation" to perform.
Rule #1 : Every good operation starts with a thorough exploratory
Rule #2 : A surgical staff is only as good as their operating toys, uh tools
Rule #3 : Take turns as patient
Dress: Costumes available at www.costumes4less.com and while costumes are nice, but imagination will take you a long way.
Drink: Naughty Nursey or Formaldehyde
Music: "Doctor, My Eyes" and others from our Doctor & Nurse Juke
Fame: Send us your pix or video and get semi-famous or at least infamous

xcuse by Welby  




    This Week's Releases    

GuyGrub Guy Videos

Spreaders
In this heart-warming episode that is a combo of Eye Of Dragon meets Oprah, I explain why it is okay to get sensitive with your tool. And how to make the Big Decision about your Spreaders.
Ep 105  (1:29)
   drinks2drink

Nerd Wacker
It's like plugging your synapes into a gazillion watt surge generator. Then rebooting your brain just after upgrading your reproductive ram. And then hooking up onto a high bandwidth trip to the outternet of sanity.


   GuyGrub Recipes

cowpoked beans Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon,
and ol' Gabby Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for cowpoking your legumes.
"Yee Haw!" says Noni the Intern cowgirl, as she uses her cattle prod on Guy to speed up dinner.


Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

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Toughing It Out
This is what most people would consider a last resort, while at the same time, it is the method most employeed especially by party-traineees.

We believe that the only time to tough it out is when you have no choice.

However, when you have no choice, the key to a successful tough-out is whining and complaining about toughing it out.

Like what's the point if nobody knows how much pain you're in?

endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus




Pre's Weekend PreView

Friday October 23

Mother-In-Law Day
Mother-In-Law's Day is the world's most dangerous holiday. Whatever you do
will come back and bite you on your good intentions.

 Saturday October 24

United Nations Day
Have international relations! Yes we mean a congress with a person of a different culture, religion, ethnic orgin, or hair color.






tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

Thursday October 22
60's Experimentation
Yeah, like you need any help with this one. But just in case you just flew in from another planet in another dimension, we'll give it a go, so you don't crash and burn on Dr. Timothy Leary's birthday.
Grub: Munchies are extremely important in this kind of a party.
Drink: Match your drink with your choice of experimental party favors
Friends: Take your trip with a designated navigator who will not think it will be funny to tape you for YouTube when you try to fly
Bonus: You are not required to remember who or what you have sex with, as it will automatically be expunged from your permanent record
Themey Tunes: from our Druggie Jukebox, like Led Zepplin, Jimmy Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Psychedellic Hemmorhoids, etc.
xcuse by Mescalito    

All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.
xcuse by Horst