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Tuesday October 20
"U Want 2 Suck My What?"
In honor of the birthday of Bela Lugosi 1882 and his portrayal of the SucKing of Transylvania, aka "Count Dracula" we hereby dedicate this party in the hopes that it sucks... in a good way.
Vamp-talk: Speak with a Transylvanian accent, of course. Either like the upscale vamps who own the castle, or the Igors who work there. Lines should be like "look deep into my thighs"  or "no garlic on my pizza, please." The key here is to think seriously about avoiding the most obvious cliches, and then do them anyway — with a twist. You are allowed one "suck joke" per evening.  Choose your victim wisely.
Guy Dresscode: Wear vampire teeth, a cape and a maybe a Count Chockula t-shirt if you don't have an 18th century tux.
Female Dresscode: Something that leaves your lovely neck naked
Decor: all that Halloweenieshite, but no pumpkins. Try to think like more Goth than Halloween
Music: Songs that suck?
Grub: the GuyGrub Guy's Faux Blood or if that grosses you out, maybe Blood Pudding like Mama used to suck
Drink: Bloody Mary
Party Games : You can probably figure out something better than Suck Pong, which is the best our staff of losers has come up with

xcuse by daddydracula  




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Toast Zapper
Kiddies, don't try it at home — even with lotsa fire insurance. Instead, go to your friend’s house, the one whose Mom is always passed out on the couch with a bottle of vodka. Then zap away!

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hurricane Hurricane Noni
This gulf coast twister is
dedicated to Noni the Intern.
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane.
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pretzel Oktoberfest Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in seine mouthen
and chasen with sechs beer,
which means six beer, and
has no sexual connotations whatsoever, unless  you are
a prevert.


Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

Worshipping at the Porcelan Altar

The offloading method, invented
in 1641 by Lord Harry Upchuck,
is a method preferred by many professional partiers. Voluntary offloading before passing out
is optimum. Offloading while "sleeping it off" is not recommended.

To help you with this classic method, we caring people at x2p are willing to provide you, in exchange for worthy party ideas, with an Outrageously Stupid Party Kit, which among other things will help you tell the difference between the porcelain altar and your dishwasher

endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus





tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.
xcuse by Horst