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Friday October 16
Bosses' Day Office Party
Love the boss. Hate the boss. It's all part of a day's work.
This is not actually a real party as much as it is a happening. And most of it should happen to the boss. Here are some guidelines.
DVD Rental: Study the old flic 9 to 5 for ideas on how to make the boss/employee relationship more interesting
Starter Idea: Use the internet to sign your boss up for the "Cross Dresser's Clown School" field trip or just in case he is already a cross-dressing clown, something else that would really embarrasss him with the staff... like maybe making him a member of the Ann Coultor Fan Club.
The Party: Have an employee get-together after work, and tell the boss about it on Saturnsday
Caveat: Employees of excuse2party and the Yo and Noni Show should treat their wonderful boss with all the respect and admiration I deserve
Drink du jour: Brain Drano
Oldschool Tunes: "Take this Job And Shove It", "We Gotta Get Outta This Place", "9 to5".

xcuse by Yo da man      


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Toast Zapper
Kiddies, don't try it at home — even with lotsa fire insurance. Instead, go to your friend’s house, the one whose Mom is always passed out on the couch with a bottle of vodka. Then zap away!

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hurricane Hurricane Noni
This gulf coast twister is
dedicated to Noni the Intern.
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane.
So get ready for a Big Blow.


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pretzel Oktoberfest Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in seine mouthen
and chasen with sechs beer,
which means six beer, and
has no sexual connotations whatsoever, unless  you are
a prevert.



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Friday October 16

Bosses Day
Love the boss. Hate the boss. It's all part of a day's work. This is not actually a real party as much as it is a happening. And most of it should happen to the boss.
 Saturday October 17

Get eXtreme. Get Evel.
Get inspired by the b'day of motorcycle daredevil, Evel Knievel and the X-Game athletes who were inspired by him. Then create your own eXtreme Party Challenge.

Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

pilot
Toughing It Out
This is what most people would consider a last resort, while at the same time, it is the method most employeed especially by party-traineees.

We believe that the only time to tough it out is when you have no choice.

However, when you have no choice, the key to a successful tough-out is whining and complaining about toughing it out.

Like what's the point if nobody knows how much pain you're in?

endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus





tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

Saturday October 17
Radical eXreme Challenge
Loooooook Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwt!
Get inspired by the birthday of oldtime motorcycle daredevil, Evel Knievel and all those X-Game athletes who were also inspired by his bravery (stupidity)! Then create your own Radically eXtreme Party Challenge.
Yes, challenge your drunken buddies to do something extremely radically challenging— like beer bottle surfin' down the basement stairs. Or to compete with you in the board-head cop-car jump in front of the local precinct house. Or invent your own x-sport like xtreme gerbil tunneling! Wait! Some things are even too extreme and should be avoided like extreme grade-school girling. Yeah, stick with the classics like Extreme Ironing or Extreme Beer Bonging.
Tape It! Get it all on vid cause this's your YouTube Moment, if you live thru it.
Grub: Don't do too much grub before the games unless you are competing in the Projectile Ralphing event. Food taken after the Challenge will probably need to be taken thru a straw. So plan your menu appropriately.
Dress: Dress like your favorite xtreme sport dude? Naw. Not extrme enuff. U gotta create you own xteme fashion... like full maybe full frontal body cast with blood tats.
DVD Ambiance: Tony Hawk or whatever the most extreme VidGames are? Or Moto P.IG. on cable? Or the classic Jackass? That all seems kinda dull. So skip the tv and go the Web where things are getting almost extreme enuff. And will be extreme enuff when your videos crash YouTube and the other vidsites.
Drink: Brain Drano, Flamer, or Formaldehyde

xcuse by Pre  

All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.
xcuse by Horst