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Thursday
Plan Yo Halloween Party
It takes a party to make a party
Prep: Invite creative pervos who will inspire you to true degeneracy
Prep2: Assign a designated scribe — or the next morning, you won't remember the great ideas from the night before, and you will have to repeat this party next week using a video camera, which is apt to get a lot of you in trouble. Can you say "Honest, that's not me on YouTube doing that!
B Themocentric: Create a specific theme for your party, because a generic Halloween theme is lame
Party Theme Idea Starters: might include "Movie Characters Who Suck" or "vamp costumes without underwear" or "Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin"
'Weenie Tunes: Check out Halloween Freak Jukebox
Drink: Halloween Potion Sampling so you know what to serve. Drink names that include the words "blood" or "dead" or "necrophiliac" should be given top priority. Mix up your own exotic drinks that will create rainbows when offloaded.
Grub: Menu sampling should include Edible Eyeballs, Boogers on a Stick, and of course, Blood like Mama used to suck
Costume Fashion Show Preview: — bring a couple or three choices
Contest: Have a conceptual pumpkin design contest. The winner being the pumpkin that you would be most ashamed to be seen by your mother

xcuse by Noni the Intern      


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GuyGrub Guy Videos

Toast Zapper
Kiddies, don't try it at home — even with lotsa fire insurance. Instead, go to your friend’s house, the one whose Mom is always passed out on the couch with a bottle of vodka. Then zap away!

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hurricane Hurricane Noni
This gulf coast twister is
dedicated to Noni the Intern.
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane.
So get ready for a Big Blow.


   GuyGrub Recipes

pretzel Oktoberfest Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in seine mouthen
and chasen with sechs beer,
which means six beer, and
has no sexual connotations whatsoever, unless  you are
a prevert.



Pre's Weekend PreView

Friday October 16

Bosses Day
Love the boss. Hate the boss. It's all part of a day's work. This is not actually a real party as much as it is a happening. And most of it should happen to the boss.
 Saturday October 17

Get eXtreme. Get Evel.
Get inspired by the b'day of motorcycle daredevil, Evel Knievel and the X-Game athletes who were inspired by him. Then create your own eXtreme Party Challenge.

Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

pilot
Toughing It Out
This is what most people would consider a last resort, while at the same time, it is the method most employeed especially by party-traineees.

We believe that the only time to tough it out is when you have no choice.

However, when you have no choice, the key to a successful tough-out is whining and complaining about toughing it out.

Like what's the point if nobody knows how much pain you're in?

endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus





tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party
Friday October 16
Bosses' Day Office Party
Love the boss. Hate the boss. It's all part of a day's work.
This is not actually a real party as much as it is a happening. And most of it should happen to the boss. Here are some guidelines.
DVD Rental: Study the old flic 9 to 5 for ideas on how to make the boss/employee relationship more interesting
Starter Idea: Use the internet to sign your boss up for the "Cross Dresser's Clown School" field trip or just in case he is already a cross-dressing clown, something else that would really embarrasss him with the staff... like maybe making him a member of the Ann Coultor Fan Club.
The Party: Have an employee get-together after work, and tell the boss about it on Saturday, or better yet, start at lunch hour and don't go back to work.
Caveat: Employees of excuse2party and the Yo and Noni Show should treat their wonderful boss with all the respect and admiration I deserve
Drink du jour: Brain Drano
Oldschool Tunes: "Take this Job And Shove It", "We Gotta Get Outta This Place", "9 to5".

xcuse by Yo da man      

All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.
xcuse by Horst