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Sunday October 11
Michelle Madness
Our excuse for today is that on October 11 1989, Michelle Wie was born, making her 20. Michelle Trachtenberg was born 4 years earlier in 1985 making her practically ancient.
For a while our birthday girls and former most-googled lustobjecteenies seemed to have disappeared. But they are back. Wie starred in the Soldheim Cup. And Tractenburg is giving sponge baths on Mercy. Themesong: "Michelle, My Belle" by the Beatles who were group before either Michelle's parents were born. Or maybe the real oldie "Have You Seen Her" by maybe the Spinners or some other dead MoTown group.
Game: Miniature Golf? Or Vampire slaying?
Dress: Golfing togs. Or very short ice skating outfits like Trachtenberg wore in Ice Princess.
Drink: The Michelle — which we couldn't find either.
Grub: Hawaian stuff like Luau Skewers for Wie who was born in Hawaii. Or some nice old world Jewish food for the daughter of Jewish immigrants. No Michellefish.
DVD: Michelle on the links. Michelle movies or tv.

xcuse by Michellefisherman  




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We believe that the only time to tough it out is when you have no choice.

However, when you have no choice, the key to a successful tough-out is whining and complaining about toughing it out.

Like what's the point if nobody knows how much pain you're in?

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tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party
oktoberfest
Monday October 12
Das First Oktoberfest
On Oct 12, 1810, the first Oktoberfest festered and has been festering ever since. It started because the Bavarian royalty of the time invited the citizens of Munich to join the celebration of the marriage of Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria to Princess Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen. And the guests just wouldn't leave because the beer never ran out!
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Sounds: Sneak polka numbers into your PartyMix until you get death threats, then hit them with Rock Me Amadeues. When everyone is bombed enuff drop in as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then go back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time schlocky music.

xcuse by Horst    

All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.
xcuse by Horst