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Saturday Ist Girl Nacht
Feast Day of St. Pauli Girl
You never forget your first Girl (party)
DrinkUh, well, I guess you gotta drink St. Pauli Girl
German Essen: Pretzels und German Potato Salad und Bavarian Barbarian Brats
st pauli cap und Wiener Schnitzel und sauerkraut.
Dresscode: Ladies wear their drindles and low cut peasant blouses, with hair in braids
Guys either in leiderhosen or SS Uniforms (Note:  if you are an heir to a European throne, go for the leiderhosen.)
OldschoolTunes: "Rock Me, Amadeus" or some German drinking songs with lyrics like "Beer Beer Beer"
Games should not require jackboots.
Pictured here is the 2005 St. Pauli Girl, Stacy Fuson, a former Deutchland Playboy Miss February who is an excuse to party all by her own sweetself. This year's "new girl" is Irina Vorinina, shown at top, is fine, but we just like Stacy better because we could download naked photos of her on the web.

xcuse by Barjock  


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Toast Zapper
Kiddies, don't try it at home — even with lotsa fire insurance. Instead, go to your friend’s house, the one whose Mom is always passed out on the couch with a bottle of vodka. Then zap away!

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hurricane Hurricane Noni
This gulf coast twister is
dedicated to Noni the Intern.
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane.
So get ready for a Big Blow.


   GuyGrub Recipes

pretzel Oktoberfest Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in seine mouthen
and chasen with sechs beer,
which means six beer, and
has no sexual connotations whatsoever, unless  you are
a prevert.



Pre's Weekend PreView

Friday October 9

Starfckers
The most recent Supernova in the Milky Way was seen on October 9, 1604. Tonight we suggest laying on the ground, or another star-lover and gazing at the stars...
 Saturday October 10

Your First Girl
It's the Feast Day of St. Pauli Girl, patron saint of Oktoberfest, barmaids in low cut drindle dresses, and Herren who like leiben either one.

Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

Worshipping at the Porcelan Altar

The offloading method, invented
in 1641 by Lord Harry Upchuck,
is a method preferred by many professional partiers. Voluntary offloading before passing out
is optimum. Offloading while "sleeping it off" is not recommended.

To help you with this classic method, we caring people at x2p are willing to provide you, in exchange for worthy party ideas, with an Outrageously Stupid Party Kit, which among other things will help you tell the difference between the porcelain altar and your dishwasher

endowed by Patton Lee Beaugus





tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

Sunday October 11
Michelle Madness
Our excuse for today is that on October 11 1989, Michelle Wie was born, making her 20. Michelle Trachtenberg was born 4 years earlier in 1985 making her practically ancient.
For a while our birthday girls and former most-googled lustobjecteenies seemed to have disappeared. But they are back. Wie starred in the Soldheim Cup. And Tractenburg is giving sponge baths on Mercy. Themesong: "Michelle, My Belle" by the Beatles who were group before either Michelle's parents were born. Or maybe the real oldie "Have You Seen Her" by maybe the Spinners or some other dead MoTown group.
Game: Miniature Golf? Or Vampire slaying?
Dress: Golfing togs. Or very short ice skating outfits like Trachtenberg wore in Ice Princess.
Drink: The Michelle — which we couldn't find either.
Grub: Hawaian stuff like Luau Skewers for Wie who was born in Hawaii. Or some nice old world Jewish food for the daughter of Jewish immigrants. No Michellefish.
DVD: Michelle on the links. Michelle movies or tv.

xcuse by Michellefisherman  

All thru October
Oktoberfest
A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier!  Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.
xcuse by Horst