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Saturday November 7

Women's Lib Party
Today we celebrate Women's Lib.  No bras allowed, unless burned at midight. We celebrate today because of many reasons, like on November 7 in 1893, women in the U.S. state of Colorado were granted the right to vote and have loud orgasisms. Then in 1916, Jeannette Rankin was the first woman elected to the United States Congress. In 1981, Porn Star Lily Thai was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, although she did her first porn flic in her hometown of Austin, Texas, a place famous for acts of an unusual nature. In 1990, redhead Mary Robinson became the first woman to be elected President of the Republic of Ireland. In 2000, Hillary Rodham Clinton was elected to the United States Senate, becoming the first former First Lady to win public office in the United States.  And it all happened on November 7. So many role models, it just makes us want to party.
Dress: As your favorite Great American Woman. While you could be Hillary, we hope a lot of you opt for Lily Thai. Songs: From the Feminist Power Jukebox
Drink: Suffragette City for women. Beer served in bowls on the floor that guys got to lap up like the dogs they are.
Female Dress Code: Dominatrix, or kickass role models like Rosie the Riveter, (If you come as Rosie, please bring your strap-on riveter).
Male Dress Code: as the submissive losers you truly are

xcuse by LiberatedBitch865    




    This Week's Releases    

GuyGrub Guy Videos

Psychotic Utensils: Peek
A smorgasbord of GuyGrubiness. The best cuts from my first 12 webisodes. I slice. I dice. I sauté mice. Well, I don’t really, but it rhymes, and in this “almost a music video” video, it's the art that matters, not the substance. And you can dance to it — unless you are white.

   drinks2drink

hurricane Hurricane Noni
This gulf coast twister is
dedicated to Noni the Intern.
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane.
So get ready for a Big Blow.



   GuyGrub Recipes

meatloaf 7-11 Meatloaf
Warning:
Vegheads, good food freaks,
and folks who read the ingredients on labels should
not attempt to construct this equivalent of a Hot Meat Slurpie.











tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party
Tara Reid Yow Sunday November 8
Hang Out With Tara On Her Birthday
Invite Your Favorite Boobs! But you won't find many as big as Tara! Are there any real women out there as unaware as Tara Reid? We mean, ones you can invite that will do a Tara-Flop-Out? Only one way to find out!
DVD: Obviously, you must play Tara Reid flix. Our favorite worst Tara's are Incubus, the classic Josie and the Pussycats, American Pie, My Boss's Daughter, and the "I can't believe I think this is funny" Van Wilder. Pick your favorite worst Taraflic, and you're on on your way. (It is also fair to play the classic "The Big Lebowski" in which Tara has a cameo as a porn-star trophy wife with a toe-thing.)
Music: "Tara's Theme" from "Gone With The Wind", Head Automatica's" Tara Reid Is A Whore"
Grub: Boob food. No we don't know what this means, either, but it sounded funny so we wrote it.
Drink: Tara which was made up by Yo, Sensei of Spirits with one breast hanging out.
xcuse by the BoobAppreciationSocietyOfMunsterIndiana