Tuesday November 3
Election Day Party
It is your Right. Your Duty. Your Party.
Remember these words? Now is the time to come to the aid of your party. If you had to type that in typing class, you kmow that is was training for this moment. This key moment in history. So vote! "Vote Early Vote Often!" as we used to say in Chicago where everyone votes at least once — even if they are dead, and not even registered 40 times by ACORN.
Pregame: Drive others to the polls, then to your party
Drink: Magnums of Champagne for winners. Half pints of MadDog 20-20 for the losers
Grub: Donkey and elephant-shaped cookies for winners Sour grapes for losers.
Dress: Any thing you like that will handle champagne stains.
Dancing: Poll dancing? Victory chain dance?
Decor: Candidate posters decorated with magic markers
Video: CNN or MSNBC for realists. FOX for those who like being lied to in a fair and balanced manner.
Oldschool Tunes: Stuff like "Happy Days Are Here Again," or We Are The Champions", or "Give Me That Old Time Religion"

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Tuesday November 3
More Of The Samhain
This is the third day of Samhain, the Pagan New Year!
Oh, yeah! Samhain is the a Druid Festival that offers 3 days of festivities starting yesterday. The high point, depending on your point of view, was when the witches' Sabbath celebrations took place, and they all got naked and danced around a bonfire, among other interesting acts of worship.
Note: Samhain has been ripped off by the HolyMuthaTheChurch who turned it into All Saints Day and All Souls Day, which are nowhere near as fun.
Costume: Druidic (witch minimal)
Decor: Post-pagan Stonehengish
Drink: Two Witch's Tits, and a mess of Bloodies
Bonfire Grub: Roast Weenies and Marshmellows as long as it is over a raging bonfire.
Game: Dancing 'round the bonfire and sacrificing virgins
DVD Ambiance: WickerMan. Not the newer Nick Cage version, but the original English one with Christopher Lee where a very young Brit Eckand dances around in her witches outfit.