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Monday October 6
Movie Party
Everybody gets flic'd tonight! Celebrate that in 1889, Thomas Edison showed his first motion picture. How? By going out to the flics
Snacks: Popcorn, jujubees and theater junk food, of course
Drink: Bring something to spike your cokes. We recco rum or bourbon.
Quest: Try to find a discount theatre so when you get 86d, you don't feel you wasted too much coin. Then pick a really bad movie that you and your krewe have seen more times than you've gotten laid.
Etiquette: Pretend you are at a showing of Rocky Horror. So like talk to the screen, take on parts, and generally do what was called "disturbing the class" back in grade school
Sex In The Back Row: Couples on something like their third date can go to third base, but no farther.
Caveat: Popcorn fights should not start until you are ready to meet the manager f2f.
Afterparty: Do your own Best of YouTube thing. Or Worst of YouTube, which will probably be more fun.

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Sunday October 5
Pull Out Your Python Day
Monty Python's Flying Circus started flying back in '69, but that's a theme for a completely different party
Drink: Brit Beer like Bass or Newcastle Brown
Game: Create a funny walk, and when that gets boring, do a funny dance, and if that works, try a funny position
Dress: as a character from your favorite Python skit. (Don't everyone come as a lumberjack, okay?)
Ambiance: Put on the Python DVDs and ruin the punch lines for those who have no idea what is going on
Grub: Funny Fare like Toad In The Hole, but anything English will do, as all Brit food is a joke.
Rule: You may say "and now for something completely different" only if you actually are about to do something completely different. Otherwise, you must chug the Thames, which is pronounced tems, you prat.

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