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SnowBallFest '2KX

Thru Thursday February 11
All Week Snow Party
A Different Snow Party For Everyday
A work of Toshusai Sharaku The Sapporo Snow & Ice Festival is magnificent, and an event not to be missed. In Japanese it is called the Sapporo Yuki Matsuri. It is one of the largest winter events in Japan and is an absolute gem.Our big excuse is the week-long Sapporo Snow Festival. Sapporo Yuki-matsuri, as we say on Mount Fujiama is one of the largest winter events in Japan. The main attraction are enormous snow statues on display in Odori Park in central Sapporo.
Most of these xcuses2party days and nights require going out in the snow, which requires warm clothes and liquid preparation, like...
Drinks: Sapporo Beer chilled in snowdrifts. For a warm feeling in your tum-tum or a hot flash south of there, try some of our Snow Drinks like the sneaky evil Snowsnake, Irish Coffee, Flamer, Hot Apple Applecider, Hot Tiddy. Or anything with Brandy including Brandy with Brandy. Or Sake, but not all in the same evening.
PartyMixPlayList: something rockin or romantic from our Snowbound By The Fire Jukebox.
Grub: Sushi and Sashemi if you're feeling Japanese. Snow-grilled barbeque if your feeling like your pants-thermometer is frozen.
Everyday Is An Official Snowday
Take Off From Work, School or Your Halfway House
Every day do something different. Skate. Cross Country Ski. Snowboard. Sled. Chill beers in the snow and feel like a fcking Mountain Man. Make snow angels. Make snowmen. Make your neighbor's recently legal daughter underneath a snowy pine tree.

Snowman Erection Party
Plans not included
SingAlong: As you proceed with getting up your erection, you might want to sing Jeff Foxworthy's poetic masterpiece "Who Put The Dick On The Snowman?"
Food: Snowman Erection Salad Bar consisting of carrots and cucumbers, zuchinie, and pickels and well you get the idea
Rule #1: No going inside until the little head is on the snowman.
Warning: Constructing a snow woman (as shown on rollover) is an option, but naming it after one of your female companions will probably result in you being iced out of any warm fun and games you may have been contemplating for later.


Snow Angels Party
Does not necessarily require snow, but it helps. Angels, however are a necessity for this party.
Rule #1: Raise temperatures of angel-makers with appropriate libations
Warning: Getting clothing wet can be a bad thing that causes viruses, colds, and shinblaines. Angel-makers should remove unnessary clothing before beginning. Those who don't remove clothes before should be convinced to remove wet clothing after. Even a damp blouse can cause serious problems.
Sing Along: Angels Who Want To Get High
snow sports

Shirts vs. Skins Snowball Fight
Pre-Party Of A Lifetime
Okay, probably not, but if you do pull it off and the right team is Skins, send us some pix and we'll put em up on the xcuse2party website.
Food: Potato Skins?

Snowball Ball
The Snowball Ball can be held anywhere wearing anything.
Decor: Ice Sculptures
Dress: How about semi-formal, meaning real shoes?
Music: Snow songs from our Fire Up Jukebox?
by Alexander Munday    




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Morning-After Remedies

Hair of the Dog
Also known as an eye-opener or "Arf before you barf."

Many professional partiers prefer an eye-opener as a weekend remedy, particularly when one has obligations such as a mid-morning tailgating party. But others worry that continual use of this method might have negative long-term consequences.

After an entire semester of research, it is the opinion of our staff of experts that the method should be used only once a week, on the Friday/Saturday turnaround.

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Morning-After Remedies

Worshipping at the Porcelan Altar

The offloading method, invented
in 1641 by Lord Harry Upchuck,
is a method preferred by many professional partiers. Voluntary offloading before passing out
is optimum. Offloading while "sleeping it off" is not recommended.

To help you with this classic method, we caring people at x2p are willing to provide you, in exchange for worthy party ideas, with an Outrageously Stupid Party Kit, which among other things will help you tell the difference between the porcelain altar and your dishwasher


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tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

Monday Downhill
On Skis, Snowboards, and Barstools
To start, someone in your krewe should try to honorably injure themselves on the first run of the day, so you guys can claim the best table in the bar for the rest of the day.
Rule #1: Apres Skiers rule. Hot Doggers eat pork.
Rule #2: Diamonds are not a girl's best friend when we are talking slopes
Drink: Gluckwine served hot with cinnomon sticks

xcuse by ApresMePole    


Tuesday February 9
Snow Volleyball
On a cold and snowy day in 1895, William G. Morgan invented volleyball. So today we warm up our balls and play.
Official Snow Volleyball Uniforms: bathing suits and snowboots. Professional volleyball as played by Misty May and Keri Walsh have established that a real Volleyball Uniform should not weigh more than about half an ounce when wet.
Snow Rules: A team playing in Official Volleyball Uniforms only need to reach a to a score of 11 to qualify this as Official Win which allows you to get back inside to party. Teams wearing winter clothes must win 3 games of 15 points each to get back inside for the festivities.
Grub: Snow Barbeque, but only after the last dig is dug

xcuse by MistyMay