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Saturday November 22
Shiver Me Timbers Party
Avast me hearties! On November 22, 1718 the pirate Edward Teach aka Blackbeard was killed in battle by the bloody English Navy — so tonight we are going to rape and pillage and do other piratey things, like say "Ahrrrrr"
Decor: Fly the Jolly Roger
Dress: Piratical.
Drinks: Captain Jack Sparrow, or something with Rum and lime like an Easy Lei
Game: Shiver Your Timbers and Walk the Plank. Losers get marooned on a desert island which in our place looks a lot like the bedroom.
DVD: Crimson Pirate, the best Pirate flic ever. And Pirates of the Caribean which has the best pirate performance ever.
Tunes: there's not a lot of hot pirate tunes around, but do the best you can. All we can think of are the Captain Hook tunes from Peter Pan, which won't go over real well with hetero buccaneers.

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Friday November 21
TechnoNerds Rockfest
guitar girl In 1877, Thom "The Bomb" Edison announced his invention of the phonograph, the earliest precurser of the iPod. But wait, there's more! In 1905, Albert "Babe Electromagnet" Einstein published "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" which got all the local frauleins really wet because he told them he'd written it about their body. This paper (an early precursor to Wikipedia) revealed the relationship between energy and mass, leading directly to E = mc² (a early precurser to the formula for ecstacy).
So this is a night when technology meets music. It is a night for technoweenies to take their rightful place as heros. And for you to finally try to make some sounds on the Garageband software you haven't figured out yet.
Drink: Nerd-Wackers
Grub: Pizza and other Nerdfood, which mostly comes out of a machine rather than out of vegitable aisle.
Nostalga Moment: stories of your first techno-sexual experience that included either music or E = mc²
Techno Music: Technopop? Hampton The Hamster's Hamster Dance? Or DIY guitar accompanied by a drum pad and a synthesizer playing with your Garageband loops. Or do one of those Rockband computer videogame sims.

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