SnowBallFest '2KX

Thru Thursday February 11
All Week Snow Party
A Different Snow Party For Everyday
A work of Toshusai Sharaku The Sapporo Snow & Ice Festival is magnificent, and an event not to be missed. In Japanese it is called the Sapporo Yuki Matsuri. It is one of the largest winter events in Japan and is an absolute gem.Our big excuse is the week-long Sapporo Snow Festival. Sapporo Yuki-matsuri, as we say on Mount Fujiama is one of the largest winter events in Japan. The main attraction are enormous snow statues on display in Odori Park in central Sapporo.
Most of these xcuses2party days and nights require going out in the snow, which requires warm clothes and liquid preparation, like...
Drinks: Sapporo Beer chilled in snowdrifts. For a warm feeling in your tum-tum or a hot flash south of there, try some of our Snow Drinks like the sneaky evil Snowsnake, Irish Coffee, Flamer, Hot Apple Applecider, Hot Tiddy. Or anything with Brandy including Brandy with Brandy. Or Sake, but not all in the same evening.
PartyMixPlayList: something rockin or romantic from our Snowbound By The Fire Jukebox.
Grub: Sushi and Sashemi if you're feeling Japanese. Snow-grilled barbeque if your feeling like your pants-thermometer is frozen.
Everyday Is An Official Snowday
Take Off From Work, School or Your Halfway House
Every day do something different. Skate. Cross Country Ski. Snowboard. Sled. Chill beers in the snow and feel like a fcking Mountain Man. Make snow angels. Make snowmen. Make your neighbor's recently legal daughter underneath a snowy pine tree.

Snowman Erection Party
Plans not included
SingAlong: As you proceed with getting up your erection, you might want to sing Jeff Foxworthy's poetic masterpiece "Who Put The Dick On The Snowman?"
Food: Snowman Erection Salad Bar consisting of carrots and cucumbers, zuchinie, and pickels and well you get the idea
Rule #1: No going inside until the little head is on the snowman.
Warning: Constructing a snow woman (as shown on rollover) is an option, but naming it after one of your female companions will probably result in you being iced out of any warm fun and games you may have been contemplating for later.


Snow Angels Party
Does not necessarily require snow, but it helps. Angels, however are a necessity for this party.
Rule #1: Raise temperatures of angel-makers with appropriate libations
Warning: Getting clothing wet can be a bad thing that causes viruses, colds, and shinblaines. Angel-makers should remove unnessary clothing before beginning. Those who don't remove clothes before should be convinced to remove wet clothing after. Even a damp blouse can cause serious problems.
Sing Along: Angels Who Want To Get High

Shirts vs. Skins Snowball Fight
Pre-Party Of A Lifetime
Okay, probably not, but if you do pull it off and the right team is Skins, send us some pix and we'll put em up on the xcuse2party website.
Food: Potato Skins?

Snowball Ball
The Snowball Ball can be held anywhere wearing anything.
Decor: Ice Sculptures
Dress: How about semi-formal, meaning real shoes?
Music: Snow songs from our Fire Up Jukebox?
by Alexander Munday